Happy Tuesday, folks.  What is up!?  I am in a happy mood…it’s been a good week so far, just because.  I haven’t blogged in errrrrr, 2 weeks(?) because I haven’t felt like it.  I am too obsessed with instagram to care about the other forms of social media right now.  Plus, I feel like I catch up with my favorite bloggers on there anyway.  However, as I was stalking all y’all (shout-out to my Nashvillian) on google reader, it put me in the mood to make a sarcastic list.  Yes, I will probably offend people. Sorry, I’m not sorry. = (#1.)  OMFG stop saying this.  And if _________ is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.  WE GET IT.  YOU LIKE ________ a [space] lot.

Things that make me wanna de-google reader your ass:

2. You just c’a'n’t seem to differentiate between your and you’re.  Whenever I come across this mistake, I say “really???” in my head.  You’re turning me into a psycho, people, and I can’t be screaming out loud in my cubicle without a trip to HR.

3. You post 832 angles of your oats in a jar.  I mean they are so rare and all, but one pic does the job just fine.

4. Same goes for your vegetables.  These kids should probably read your blog though.

I loved that series, whatever happened to it?

5. You copy other recipes exactly, then re-post them as “adapted”.  I could care less if someone is inspired by or copies a recipe…just be honest about it!  At least change the salt measurement from 1/2 tsp to 3/4.

6. You make me click

through.

Oh wait, I already deleted you.

What makes you wanna de-google reader me?  I would suggest my sweaty workout pics, but I’ve had far too many hits from “butt sweat” searches to validate that one.  Gonna have to go with my knee rehab recaps…sporadic, repetitive…even I got sick of them ha!  The current update is that I am now allowed to GO TOTALLY CRAZYYYYYYYYYY at the gym and I am loving it.  Oh, and I can hop.  Saweeeeeeeet.

What blogs do I need to have on my reader?  I believe after a bit of winter cleaning I will need additional entertainment  :-)